— societydxrling-archive-blog: [ text ] I might be pregnant. //holy frick does this mean i get to bring jemima in or - ignore if you want im just really excited about a catcrow baby one day happening

— jonnycrane-archive replied:

[Text] Pregnant?

[Text] What do you mean by 'might'?

jonnycrane:

[Text] Womb. I may not be an expert when it comes to pregnancy, but I'm fairly certain children don't develop in the stomach region.

[Text] You could just have the stomach flu.

[Text] And you didn't take a test? Maybe you should do that.

[ text ] Didn’t ask for the specifics, Doc.
[ text ] I’m not that unprepared. Jesus.
[ text ] Headed off to get one.
[ text ] But hey, at least you’re not being an imbecile and asking who the father is.

Posted on March 14, 2014 with 4 notes
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