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— batsandbandages replied:
[Text] Normally this reply would be appropriately seductive and flirtatious
[Text] But you have literally no idea how many nudes I just received in succession.
[Text] From everyone in the gallery, it looks like.
[Text] Wait, no, Harvey and Jonathan are missing. Shame.
[Text] It’s like there’s a convention going on at Arkham and I wasn’t invited.
[ text ] I suppose everyone’s attempting to get you hot and bothered.
[ text ] Is it working?
[ text ] We decided to hold the mass orgy without you.
[ text ] Shame, really.
[ text ] You’re telling me. You’re not even at this party. [ text ] Hell. You’d be surprised what these costumes hide. [...
[Text] Yes. [Text] How is it that every celebrity criminal in Gotham is so damned attractive? [Text] For god’s sake,...