— societydxrling-archive-blog: Ѡ //please tell me he's at work 8) for science

— batsandbandages replied:

[Text] Normally this reply would be appropriately seductive and flirtatious

[Text] But you have literally no idea how many nudes I just received in succession. 

[Text] From everyone in the gallery, it looks like.

[Text] Wait, no, Harvey and Jonathan are missing. Shame.

[Text] It’s like there’s a convention going on at Arkham and I wasn’t invited.

batsandbandages:

[Text] Yes.

[Text] How is it that every celebrity criminal in Gotham is so damned attractive?

[Text] For god’s sake, Dent is missing half his face and he still has more sex appeal than half the men in the city.

[Text] Even Tetch isn’t half bad if you discount the buck teeth.

[ text ] You’re telling me. You’re not even at this party.

[ text ] Hell. You’d be surprised what these costumes hide.

[ text ] I wouldn’t exactly say Jervis has much sex appeal. But he’s not bad, I suppose.

1. societydxrling-archive-blog reblogged this from batsandbandages and added:

   [ text ] You’re telling me. You’re not even at this party. [ text ] Hell. You’d be surprised what these costumes hide. [...

2. batsandbandages reblogged this from societydxrling-archive-blog and added:

   [Text] Yes. [Text] How is it that every celebrity criminal in Gotham is so damned attractive? [Text] For god’s sake,...

3. jonnycrane-archive said: invite urself send some nudes tommy